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MHDP Joke of the Day

There will be no demotivation poster today, it's better to have a little variety to the same ol' routine right?

So, here's today's joke:




A physicist who is addicted to Mousehunt was setting up a real life mousetrap and all geared up with a gun in his hand, he hides in a corner, aims his gun at the mousetrap, preparing to pull the trigger at any adversary that turns up.

Upon seeing this, his housemate questions his sanity.

Housemate: What the hell are you doing?

Physicist: What does it look like? I'm preparing to catch my 1st Acolyte.

Housemate: In real life???

Physicist: You have no idea, do you? I'm a physicist, and Quantum Physics states that there is a possibility that the matters around that mousetrap would spontaneously react to form an Acolyte Mouse, and I'm gonna get that mouse, I don't care if it's real life or in Mousehunt.

Housemate: Why don't you just farm for a large stash of Runic Cheese and go to the AR? You might catch an Acolyte that way.

Physicist: Yea, but what are the odds of THAT happening?

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